tisdag 1 januari 2013

Plumbing Demon

Since New Years Day carries symbolic values of renewal and rebirth, I thought it appropriate to renew the peace treaty with the plumbing-demon.

Each year me and my bathroom plumbing join in mutual celebration of our understanding by sharing some of the nastiness that I've been sending through the bathtub and water-basin throughout the year.
By ritually sticking my fingers in the pipes and returning some of the filth I washed of long ago to my own body, the demon is satisfied to keep on carrying the lions-share of my bodily dirt to the water purification plant.
Of course this dark ritual has to be preformed after due putrification and fermentation in the traps below the bloated orifices of the Plumbing-demon.

Well, the treaty is secured, and once again the wrath of the demon has been eased by my sacrifice, and I sigh in relief as I rinse the filth of my hands a second time.

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